Etymology: the recently-revived s fruit drink Um Bongo. He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango. The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo! A reference to a method of smoking the herb Cannabis using just rolling papers. Requires at least two Dubs of Weed. Then roll the Joint making the two connect, take a third Rolling Paper and roll around the middle section of the Umbooo. Invented to solve the problem of there being no white mans equivalent to a Blunt or L which is predominantly used by people of African American descent.
Some advice for rolling would be to give extra breathing room due to the length of the Umbooo and to attempt a Joint and have perfected it by the time you try to do an Umbooo. To lie like a bastard. This is considered such an insult that the proper response would be to punch your accuser in the face The source of this word comes from 'UmbraSG' a compulsive liar who doesn't lie well enough to pull it off.
For instance, some of the doozies he's actually expected those around him to believe include: Making supercomputers for an underground hacker organization, worrying about proper shielding or the military will show up and confiscate them.
Having connections in the organized crime elements of pretty much every culture especially the triads and the yakuza. His family owning Contradicting reports of where he works Pretending to have a girlfriend. Claiming to have created a semi-intelligent AI when he's really just talking to himself using multiple clients.
And changing his ethnicity on a weekly basis His last known ethnicity was Native American There are moments of 'clarity' where he says things that seem truthful When it's raining enough to need an umbrella!
Kind of like when "It's raining cat's and dogs" so.. Click here to add one! TheElefunLover on no It was a cheap drink aimed at kids and was awful! The only reason I even bothered to comment was because I was wondering about the lyrics to the daft advert which I remember! I will never be back so you write what you like. Cherryfest on It was a man who wrote it he was in The Metro newspaper and a man on the advert too. Everyone learned the lyrics. TheElefunLover on it was sung by tony Jackson the lyrics and music are by Andy blackford.
Jubblyjue on I bought some Um bongo last week, was so excited to have found it in Morrisons but it was sooooo disapointing, tasted nothing like I remember, very watery and tastless. UrbanHippy on I was talking about this only last night I must hunt it down. Everyone had an um bongo and a club in their lunch box in primary school. I loved Um Bongo! When i was in the 6th form, all my mates would be getting bladdered on white lightening and there'd be me with a litre of um bongo!
Haizum on Thanks for clearing up the lyrics. I used to think up until now that it said 'the parrot painted packets that "the hoker poker" landed in' lol. I always wondered what one was. Now I know. Looking back on it now, I expect the drinks were full of fructose, which isn't good for you as too much can make you obese. But still, what is good for you these days which is sweet and tasty? Follow us on Facebook! Do you remember these?
Candy cigarettes. Sherbet Dip-Dab. Caramac Digestive. Sherbet Fountains. Secret Chocolate Bar. Vice Versas.
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